Nice hat. Man, I coulda sworn I had a crush on this girl back in '88. Turns out it was Debbie Gibson. Or maybe it was Tiffany. Roxette?

The Return of Montecore. Perhaps Siegfried could choose this fine lass as a stand-in for our friend Roy.

Fire hydrant. Nothing really epitomizes glamour than a model perched beside a fire hydrant. These photos could be used in advertisements targeted to an audience of dogs, perhaps.

Crackhead #1. Eschewing normal tenets of the modelling practice such as, say, health and well-being, this one indeed looks like she's been through the business and back several times. Oh, what you could see through her eyes....

Crackhead #2. Seriously, don't Canadians, like, routinely reap the benefits of universal health care? Did she get left behind?

Leafs rule! As well as... jackets with "Route 66" printed on them? I guess it still doesn't quite match up with our good ol' American-flagged bikinis.